THE CRAZY WIFE
Part one

I was with my guys whom happened to the grooms men of my wedding that will be happening in the morning.

Some where gisting while some were busy ironing thier suits and polishing thier shoes. On the other side I have some crazy individuals like cruise arena who used every minute of there life to tease and whine me because I will soon be getting married and will leave them in the bachelor hood.

Well that's not the point of the story. Everything was moving fine I was enjoying a bowl of beans accomopanied with groceries.

I got a call from Precious who happened to be my wife. I picked up the call and answered,

Hardguy: Mrs Hardguy good morning

Precious: please please please we need to see and talk.

Hardguy: you know they said it's bad for couples to see each other before thier wedding. Hope all is good.

Precious: it will also be very bad if you don't come downstairs in five minutes. You can marry yourself.(Harshly)

.She hanged up the phone. I started to wonder on my way down what I did wrong to these lady. I met her downstairs with her hands akimbo like someone ready to fight.

I said,

"Babe what's up"

She shushed me and said,

"Shush don't babe me. Do you really want to do these wedding that will lead to marriage?"

I was confused by the question. I asked angrily,

"What is that supposed to mean? Where is these coming from?"

She replied trying to walk out,

"It seemed like you are not serious. Do you want to do it or not?"

I held her hand and replied,

"Sorry babe am ready to walk down a aisle with you".

She replied,

"I don't think so. It took you time to answer. Is these marriage for you or you need a house girl to wash, clean and cook?"

I carried her hand and placed it on my chest and replied,

"With my heart beating, I will keep loving you till it stops pumping blood"

She looked at me and said,

"Awwwn so sweet but why are you looking at Angela in some type of way is it because she has a bigger yansh than me"

I replied while being chizzy and funny,

"Who said she has a bigger yansh than you? Your body is perfect for me you are a full spec"

She angrily replied,

"So it's true you have been looking at her yansh abi. No worry she will wear that white gown today. So that you will keep on looking at her yansh. If not how did you know mine was bigger than hers?"

I laughed and said in a ha,*rsh tone while walking away from her,

"Wooo Precious if them born you well no go inside and start dressing I will be waiting for you in the church if you like come late."

She stood there in shock and watch me go upstairs. I got dressed. I and my guys went straight to the church..

She and her bridal train came in. Through out the church session we threw glances at each other. During the oat taking, when pastor said to love and to cherish, in sickness and in health.

She looked at me I gave her a bombastic side eye before she answered.

These girl is crazy but I love her crazy sha.

#hardguy