I swear I'm buying this particular spring bed a day before my wedding, because I've noticed that parents stopped producing reasonable kids since mama and papa stop to knack for this spring bed..

Bed wey Dey co-operate and synchronize with the movement of the knacker and the knackee during conjugal rendezvous; there was no such thing as "harder harder" during the era of this bed, because as papa push mama genital, the bed go automatically return the genital for another push — gravity go just Dey regulate velocity.

The benefits are:

1. Men lived longer then. Because they were not subjected to the "harder harder" disaster that came with the invention of flat wooden beds.

2. Children that were conceived on those spring beds Dey hear word, because they are products of planned intimate lovemaking, in a responsible missionary position. Unlike these indomie generation kids that were conceived in nightclub toilets, backseat of cars, quickies from ridiculous and sophisticated positions.follow @ uwa ngbede ka mma 🙏