Written By An SS 3 Girl Named Uren, GSS Manguna, Bokkos, Plateau State.

An eye witness account:

They say the world only burns when the fire reaches your doorstep. Otherwise, it is just another spectacle, a far-off smoke, a sound you can sleep through. It is all right, they say, all right to watch violence swallow others, so long as it is not us. So long as the ash does not settle on our roofs and the blood is not the colour of our kin. Some even say it is acceptable if it is our own doing the burning. Then, the silence is justified. The gain is holy.

But what happens when the flame forgets its lane?
It will. It always does.

My name is Uren. I am from Hurti, a small village in Daffo, Bokkos LGA of Plateau State. I am in SS3 at GSS Manguna.

"If I ever cãtch my husband, Rudeboy cheatîng on me, I'll apologîze to him for making him chēat." Ivy Ifeoma

"Anytime my husband posts his ex-wife, I feel very happy. It only shows that he's a very kind man who doesn't hâte you even if you break his heart like his ex-wife did before he found me. Posting his ex-wife is better than cheatîng even though I know he'll never chēat.
But if I ever cãtch him cheatîng on me, I won't get ãngry. But I'll just cook a good meal for him at home and after he's done eating, I'll kneel down and apologîze for making him chēat. That's how marriage works. Only a stupîd woman will leave her husband for cheatîng. It's f00lish because all men chēat." ~ Ivy Ifeoma

Dear men, if your wife can't apologîze to you for making you chēat, then she's not the one for you 🙌

Drink plenty tell us

How women see you when you don't have a car

😂😂😂

Me when I’m trying to play my song and someone keeps talking:

Me begging my kidnapper to tell my dad that i was kidnapped at the school gate and not at the bar.

Me after the relationship I was bragging about ends!

The 3 jobless people in my house started doing ajo #200 daily.

Tell me how this kids came up with such nonsense because they still come to me to collect the money, like una start ajo on my head.🤣🤣🤣
Make it make sense that I’m saving #600 daily for them and with them.

Ella: mum give me 200 let me pay for my ajo.

Me: oya go take 1k and pay 5 days upfront .

No be use my children Dey use me like this?

This life na 2face aswear 🤣 🤣

A woman woke up during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee...
"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room.
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. Do you remember back then?", he says solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive.
Yes, I do", she replies.
The husband pauses.
The words were not coming easily.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in my car?"
'Yes, I remember", says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues.
Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
"Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?""
'I remember that also", she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have been released today if only I took the right decision!
*And the fight started

She needs your advice...👇
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