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 So a new tenant moved into the compound yesterday. I was the one who opened the gate for him when he arrived with his properties. That was how we were able to talk. I introduced myself and he also told me his name. Same yesterday, he washed all of his clothes. I don't know if he didn't have water in his old house before parking, or if he just wanted everything to be new as he was moving in. My dwarf neighbor's wife also washed her husband's clothes that evening. This evening I was inside my house when this new neighbor knocked on my door. He was holding three pairs of trousers belonging to my dwarf neighbor. Sister Jane, Weldone o." "Weldone sir." "I packed three boxers yesterday. And I don't know whose own. I have been looking at the boxers and wondering who has this size of boxers in this compound and who can wear a shaking material as boxers." I collected the trousers and told him those were trousers and not boxers. He shouted. "Trousers keh?" And started laughing out loud. "Sister Jane, these are boxers na. These boxers look like something for a 5 year old pikin." Just at that moment, my dwarf neighbor's wife emerged from her room. I believed she must have heard the conversation. I quickly handed over the trousers to the man and asked him to give them to the owner's wife. At that moment he covered his mouth. Fear gripped him. "Na the owner wife tall like this?" "Yes." "Like na her husband get this trouser?" "Yes." "I don die. She hear us ba?" "Who is us? She hear only you o?" I closed my door and ran inside. I went to my window to watch drama. I heard my dwarf neighbor's wife asking him why he was calling her husband's trousers a boxer. "Sorry ma. I didn't know. I was even shocked. That was why I went to show Sister Jane, she was shocked too." I shouted from my window. "I was not shocked o. Oga I was not shocked. I asked you to return it to his wife because her husband is the owner." He gulped down saliva. "Sorry ma. It is just that it is shocking generally." Me looking through my window to see the next drama.👇

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