Laugh jhoor 😂😅
1. If action speak louder than voice why are we now learning English instead of kung-fu👼
2. No matter how bad you are you can't be totally useless ohh you can still be used as a bad example
3.do you know short people can sweep without bending😛?
4. Stop taking picture besides people's car, your village people will kill you for nothing😥
5. 60% of girls with big eyes are so cute! The other 40% looks like surprised frog😱
6.my friend you won't know the importance of algebra until your sweetheart call you x and you don't know Y
7. What's more annoying than a child from the next compound playing With the word " up NEPA" when your battery is 2% ..😤
You must tell me who born you.
8. Instead of breaking someone's heart why not look for the little calabash your village people tied your destiny and break it.
It just an advice
9. Shaving is an old method why not boil water and pour it there and then you start removing the hair one by one😀 do these and thank me later, I no fit shout
10. Someone will hug you and your phone will be missing😁..
Is that not an example of Nigerian got talent.😂
11.my uncle is new on Facebook he has been searching for me but he can't find me because heY is busy typing " my sister first born".. Hahaha he will search till eternity
12. Whenever am watching a movie with my parent and they start showing sex scene, then boom! They start looking at me as if am the director of the movie.
13.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦♂️
#akaninyenet #shalomztv #shalomznation #akaninyenet #copied
How long animals live:
1 year: house mouse 🐁
5 years: pigeon 🐦
6 years: kangaroo 🦘
10 years: chicken 🐓
13 years: dog 🐕
15 years: tiger 🐅
20 years: cow 🐄
25 years: horse 🐎
30 years: Burmese rock python 🐍
45 years: orangutan 🦧
50 years: elephant 🐘
60 years: flamingo 🦩
100 years: Galapagos tortoise 🐢
200 years: Bowhead whale 🐋
272 years: Greenland shark 🦈
2,300 years: Giant barrel sponge 🧽
4,309 years: black coral 🪸
Note: average
Most of these fraudsters called Yahoo boys, once your phones gets stolen, their main aim is not even to keep the phone or sell it but they will proceed immediately to access your bank apps or create new codes to access the funds in your account. If that your phone that gets stolen or misplaced which I don't pray for, has the number that is linked to your bank accounts, do the needful 👇
Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must deny himself, and take up his cross and follow Me. Matthew 16:24
We are called to lose ourselves in order to follow Christ. In losing ourselves, we find the true riches of Christ Jesus and gain far more than we've ever lost for His blessed sake.
Happy new month to you all!
Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must deny himself, and take up his cross and follow Me. Matthew 16:24
We are called to lose ourselves in order to follow Christ. In losing ourselves, we find the true riches of Christ Jesus and gain far more than we've ever lost for His blessed sake.
Happy new month to you all!
Then Jesus said to His disciples, "If anyone wishes to come after Me, he must deny himself, and take up his cross and follow Me. Matthew 16:24
We are called to lose ourselves in order to follow Christ. In losing ourselves, we find the true riches of Christ Jesus and gain far more than we've ever lost for His blessed sake.
Happy new month to you all!
Ezechinyere Gabriel
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