HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!!

1. Have money and Garri ๐Ÿ’ฐ

2. Know people that have money and connection ๐Ÿค

3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roof๐Ÿ™

4. Don't fall in love ๐Ÿ’”

5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe...
One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o ๐Ÿ™„

6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats.

7. Learn to speak pidgin and avoid too much grammar๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

Always Mind ur business๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿค—

Avoid late night๐ŸŒŒ

Note: places like waterlines, garrison, mile 3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughness๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

No fight ikwere person – man or woman, big or small๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคง

Carry food come ooo, especially garri, Street hard, things cost๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ก, the money for food๐Ÿ in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

If u think u get money, a night lodge for presidential hotel is enough to send u go villa๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜, u get y???

If for night, u mistakenly hear "who goes there" òmò tear race๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

No drag possession with highmen.
How I lost my phone๐Ÿ“ฑ is what I won't tell you๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ญ

8. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, squeeze face small, e go help you.

9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, òmò know say ur money na #50.

10. No too speak good English or else, where u suppose pay #100 na #500 u go pay.

11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general.

12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that or else your heart go break, computer sef no go fit count am.

13 . No go find job for Etche ooo, I repeat no go find job for Etche especially if u get job interview invitation from Engr. Emma or Engr. Charles u no go come back Alive.

14. lastly If u need access power and scholarship or job abroad join OPM.

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HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!! 1. Have money and Garri ๐Ÿ’ฐ 2. Know people that have money and connection ๐Ÿค 3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roof๐Ÿ™ 4. Don't fall in love ๐Ÿ’” 5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe... One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o ๐Ÿ™„ 6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats. 7. Learn to speak pidgin and avoid too much grammar๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ Always Mind ur business๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿค— Avoid late night๐ŸŒŒ Note: places like waterlines, garrison, mile 3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughness๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ No fight ikwere person – man or woman, big or small๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคง Carry food come ooo, especially garri, Street hard, things cost๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ก, the money for food๐Ÿ in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ If u think u get money, a night lodge for presidential hotel is enough to send u go villa๐Ÿก๐Ÿ˜, u get y??? If for night, u mistakenly hear "who goes there" òmò tear race๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ No drag possession with highmen. How I lost my phone๐Ÿ“ฑ is what I won't tell you๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ญ 8. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, squeeze face small, e go help you. 9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, òmò know say ur money na #50. 10. No too speak good English or else, where u suppose pay #100 na #500 u go pay. 11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general. 12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that or else your heart go break, computer sef no go fit count am. 13 . No go find job for Etche ooo, I repeat no go find job for Etche especially if u get job interview invitation from Engr. Emma or Engr. Charles u no go come back Alive. 14. lastly If u need access power and scholarship or job abroad join OPM. Copied
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