Women Do Not Ever Chêát by Mistake:
Let’s get something straight:
A woman doesn’t “accidentally” chêat.
She didn’t trip and fall on a d***.
She climbed it—with intention.
She made a choice.
And her choice was:
Not you.
Let that sink in.
1. She Didn’t Slip. She Scheduled It.
She planned it down to the minute.
* Told you she was “working late”
* Picked the right pantíëš
* Turned off her location
* Left your house smelling like coconut oil and came back smelling like his cologne
You think she was confused? Nah.
She was composed. Calculated. Cold.
2. It Was a Whole Production—And You Were the Fool in the Credits
It wasn’t just her and the guy.
* Her girls hyped her up in the group chat
* Her bestie covered for her
* The Uber driver knew
* Even the waiter at the lounge gave her “the look”
Everyone knew—except you.
You were the last to find out.
Because you were never the main character. Just a prop.
A placeholder. A wallet.
Maybe even the babysitter for her real plans.
3. If You Stay, She’ll Cheat Again—Just Smarter This Time
She saw how easy it was.
And worse, she saw you stayed.
Now, you’re no longer a man.
You’re a soft spot.
A man with no standards.
She knows it. Her friends know it. Her next man knows it.
Staying doesn’t make you strong.
It makes you available for more damäğë.
4. You’re Rískin' Your Lifê
You’re worried about your relationship with her.
You should be worried about your health.
She didn’t just slëêp with him.
She swapped spit, sweat, and possibly disêäse.
You’re thinking of second chances.
She might’ve given you a silent viřús and called it “growth.”
And if she got prêgnänt?
You better be on that DNÄ test before you celebrate.
5. Women Who Chêãt Rarely Respect the Men Who Forgive Them
You took her back?
Watch how she talks to you now.
* “You’re too emotional.”
* “You’re insecure.”
* “Let it go already!”
She’s not sorry.
She’s irritâtêd you still remember.
She wants to forget it happened—so she can do it again, without guilt.
You didn’t save the relationship.
You buried your self-respect.
6. The Next Man? He’s Getting Her Best
Yes—HER BEST.
You got the lies.
He gets the lingêrië.
You got the fake headache.
He gets the loud moans.
You got the “I’m not in the móôd.”
He gets the “Come over, I miss you.”
And you stayed.
7. She Didn’t Just Chêàt on You. She Studied You.
She knew your schedule.
Your weak spots.
Your blind trust.
She used all of it—to beträãy you clean.
Not once.
But maybe twice.
Maybe more.
You’re not forgiving her.
You’re funding her next hotël room.
Listen:
When a woman cheats…
It’s not just betrayal.
It’s wãř on your identity as a man.
Don’t let your pride d!e in silence.
Walk away with your dignity intact.
Let her go.
And watch how fast the streets return her to sender.
Make sure you ain't a chëäting man too then expect faithfulness.
Yvonne Funmi
A photo of Yvonne Funmi below.
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Women Do Not Ever Chêát by Mistake:
Let’s get something straight:
A woman doesn’t “accidentally” chêat.
She didn’t trip and fall on a d***.
She climbed it—with intention. 🙃
She made a choice.
And her choice was:
Not you.
Let that sink in.
1. She Didn’t Slip. She Scheduled It.
She planned it down to the minute.
* Told you she was “working late”
* Picked the right pantíëš
* Turned off her location
* Left your house smelling like coconut oil and came back smelling like his cologne
You think she was confused? Nah.
She was composed. Calculated. Cold.
2. It Was a Whole Production—And You Were the Fool in the Credits
It wasn’t just her and the guy.
* Her girls hyped her up in the group chat
* Her bestie covered for her
* The Uber driver knew
* Even the waiter at the lounge gave her “the look”
Everyone knew—except you.
You were the last to find out.
Because you were never the main character. Just a prop.
A placeholder. A wallet.
Maybe even the babysitter for her real plans.
3. If You Stay, She’ll Cheat Again—Just Smarter This Time
She saw how easy it was.
And worse, she saw you stayed.
Now, you’re no longer a man.
You’re a soft spot.
A man with no standards.
She knows it. Her friends know it. Her next man knows it.
Staying doesn’t make you strong.
It makes you available for more damäğë.
4. You’re Rískin' Your Lifê
You’re worried about your relationship with her.
You should be worried about your health.
She didn’t just slëêp with him.
She swapped spit, sweat, and possibly disêäse.
You’re thinking of second chances.
She might’ve given you a silent viřús and called it “growth.”
And if she got prêgnänt?
You better be on that DNÄ test before you celebrate. 😀
5. Women Who Chêãt Rarely Respect the Men Who Forgive Them
You took her back?
Watch how she talks to you now.
* “You’re too emotional.”
* “You’re insecure.”
* “Let it go already!”
She’s not sorry.
She’s irritâtêd you still remember.
She wants to forget it happened—so she can do it again, without guilt.
You didn’t save the relationship.
You buried your self-respect.
6. The Next Man? He’s Getting Her Best
Yes—HER BEST.
You got the lies.
He gets the lingêrië.
You got the fake headache.
He gets the loud moans.
You got the “I’m not in the móôd.”
He gets the “Come over, I miss you.”
And you stayed.
7. She Didn’t Just Chêàt on You. She Studied You.
She knew your schedule.
Your weak spots.
Your blind trust.
She used all of it—to beträãy you clean.
Not once.
But maybe twice.
Maybe more.
You’re not forgiving her.
You’re funding her next hotël room.
Listen:
When a woman cheats…
It’s not just betrayal.
It’s wãř on your identity as a man.
Don’t let your pride d!e in silence.
Walk away with your dignity intact.
Let her go.
And watch how fast the streets return her to sender.
🚨 Make sure you ain't a chëäting man too then expect faithfulness.
©️ Yvonne Funmi
A photo of Yvonne Funmi below.
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