• There was this girl in my class when I was in Junior secondary school.

    Her name is Tope.

    Tope was fine.

    I mean like fine-fine.

    She had this smile that could make a pastor forget his sermon.

    But there was a problem.

    She was Yoruba and I was… let’s just say my Yoruba was on the same level as a toddler who just learned how to say “mama.”

    But I wasn’t going to let a little thing like language stop me.

    I mean, how hard could it be?

    I’d heard Yoruba all my life, especially from my neighbors who loved to gossip in it.

    I figured I could just string a few words together and Tope would be so impressed.

    So she would forget every other guy in our class existed.

    So, I started my journey.

    I practiced for days.

    I even downloaded a Yoruba dictionary app.

    Yes, that’s how serious I was.

    My plan was simple:

    I’d walk up to her, say something smooth in Yoruba, and she’d fall head over heels for me.

    Easy peasy, right?

    The day finally came.

    I saw Tope sitting alone during lunch break and I thought, “This is my moment.“

    I walked up to her as my heart pounding like a talking drum.

    I cleared my throat and put on my most confident face.

    As soon as I got to her, I said: “Mo fe lo si baluwe.”

    The look she gave me was one I’ll never forget.

    Her eyes widened and then she burst out laughing.

    I stood there confused and thought: “what did I say wrong?”

    Until she finally managed to say, “Do you even know what you just said?”

    Turns out, instead of saying, “I want to take you out,” which is what I thought I was saying.

    I had actually said, “I want to go to the bathroom.”

    Yes o!

    I had just told my crush that I wanted to go and use the toilet.

    I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole.

    Being the kind soul that she was.

    She tried to stop laughing long enough to explain my mistake.

    She even taught me the correct way to say it: “Mo fe gbe e jade.”

    But by then, the damage was done.

    The whole class heard about it and for weeks, people would walk up to me and say, “Mo fe lo si baluwe” before bursting into laughter.

    That day I learnt not to try to be what I’m not just to impress someone.

    If I had just been myself and spoken English.

    I would’ve saved myself a lot of embarrassment.

    Tope later told me she actually liked my confidence even if my Yoruba was a disaster.

    Always be authentic and don’t let fear of looking silly stop you from shooting your shot.

    Happy new week!😋😋

    Good morning!
    There was this girl in my class when I was in Junior secondary school. Her name is Tope. Tope was fine. I mean like fine-fine. She had this smile that could make a pastor forget his sermon. But there was a problem. She was Yoruba and I was… let’s just say my Yoruba was on the same level as a toddler who just learned how to say “mama.” But I wasn’t going to let a little thing like language stop me. I mean, how hard could it be? I’d heard Yoruba all my life, especially from my neighbors who loved to gossip in it. I figured I could just string a few words together and Tope would be so impressed. So she would forget every other guy in our class existed. So, I started my journey. I practiced for days. I even downloaded a Yoruba dictionary app. Yes, that’s how serious I was. My plan was simple: I’d walk up to her, say something smooth in Yoruba, and she’d fall head over heels for me. Easy peasy, right? The day finally came. I saw Tope sitting alone during lunch break and I thought, “This is my moment.“ I walked up to her as my heart pounding like a talking drum. I cleared my throat and put on my most confident face. As soon as I got to her, I said: “Mo fe lo si baluwe.” The look she gave me was one I’ll never forget. Her eyes widened and then she burst out laughing. I stood there confused and thought: “what did I say wrong?” Until she finally managed to say, “Do you even know what you just said?” Turns out, instead of saying, “I want to take you out,” which is what I thought I was saying. I had actually said, “I want to go to the bathroom.” Yes o! I had just told my crush that I wanted to go and use the toilet. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole. Being the kind soul that she was. She tried to stop laughing long enough to explain my mistake. She even taught me the correct way to say it: “Mo fe gbe e jade.” But by then, the damage was done. The whole class heard about it and for weeks, people would walk up to me and say, “Mo fe lo si baluwe” before bursting into laughter. That day I learnt not to try to be what I’m not just to impress someone. If I had just been myself and spoken English. I would’ve saved myself a lot of embarrassment. Tope later told me she actually liked my confidence even if my Yoruba was a disaster. Always be authentic and don’t let fear of looking silly stop you from shooting your shot. Happy new week!😋😋 Good morning!
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  • #cosmopolitan
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    #cosmopolitan #Ballerschillz #Sip
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  • Ladies, here are things you can do to become a better version of yourself...


    1. Stop Gossiping: 


    Do not talk down other women, gossip about them, or share their past mistakes. Respect what others have confided in you.


    2. Improve Your Style:


    Learn how to mix colors and spice up your outfits. It's important to dress in a way that makes you feel confident.


    3. Drop Negative Attitudes:


    Leave any negative behaviors or attitudes behind. Approach the new year with a positive mindset.


    4. Limit Excessive Talking:


    Understand that while women are often more verbal, excessive talking can sometimes be detrimental. Focus on speaking only when necessary and ensure your words add value.


    5. Add Value to Yourself:


    Don’t wait for a man to solve all your problems or pay your bills. Invest in yourself and your financial independence. Work on building your career and financial stability.


    6. Self-Improvement: 


    Continuously work on personal growth. Take courses, read books, and engage in activities that enrich your mind and skills.


    7. Financial Literacy: 


    Learn about managing finances, saving, and investing. Financial independence is empowering.


    8. Health and Wellness:


    Prioritize your physical and mental health. Regular exercise, a balanced diet, and mindfulness practices can make a significant difference.


    9. Build a Support Network: 


    Surround yourself with supportive friends and mentors. A positive network can provide encouragement and guidance.


    10. Set Goals: 


    Set clear, achievable goals for the year. Break them down into smaller steps and track your progress.


    Yours Inspiration,

    Jennifer Amahundu

    Ladies, here are things you can do to become a better version of yourself... 1. Stop Gossiping:  Do not talk down other women, gossip about them, or share their past mistakes. Respect what others have confided in you. 2. Improve Your Style: Learn how to mix colors and spice up your outfits. It's important to dress in a way that makes you feel confident. 3. Drop Negative Attitudes: Leave any negative behaviors or attitudes behind. Approach the new year with a positive mindset. 4. Limit Excessive Talking: Understand that while women are often more verbal, excessive talking can sometimes be detrimental. Focus on speaking only when necessary and ensure your words add value. 5. Add Value to Yourself: Don’t wait for a man to solve all your problems or pay your bills. Invest in yourself and your financial independence. Work on building your career and financial stability. 6. Self-Improvement:  Continuously work on personal growth. Take courses, read books, and engage in activities that enrich your mind and skills. 7. Financial Literacy:  Learn about managing finances, saving, and investing. Financial independence is empowering. 8. Health and Wellness: Prioritize your physical and mental health. Regular exercise, a balanced diet, and mindfulness practices can make a significant difference. 9. Build a Support Network:  Surround yourself with supportive friends and mentors. A positive network can provide encouragement and guidance. 10. Set Goals:  Set clear, achievable goals for the year. Break them down into smaller steps and track your progress. Yours Inspiration, Jennifer Amahundu
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  • I feel like having a sip of my four cousins tonight 😃

    The wine is too good.🥱
    I feel like having a sip of my four cousins tonight 😃 The wine is too good.🥱
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  • We will come back and laugh at these hard times
    Sipping wine 🍷
    #everything good will surely come 🫴
    We will come back and laugh at these hard times Sipping wine 🍷 #everything good will surely come 🫴
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  • THE NIGHT OF BETRAYAL
    Episode-1

    It was supposed to be a night of celebration, a reunion of five inseparable friends who had been through thick and thin together. They had met in college, bonding over late-night pizza, grueling exams, and endless laughter. After graduation, they had vowed to remain close, no matter where life took them.

    The group consisted of Alex, the charismatic leader; Emma, the compassionate listener; Jack, the witty jokester; Sarah, the ambitious go-getter; and Michael, the quiet but loyal friend. They had been each other's rock, supporting and encouraging one another through life's ups and downs.

    But on this particular night, something felt off. They had planned to meet at their favorite restaurant to celebrate Alex's new government job. Emma, Jack, and Sarah had also landed government positions, thanks to Alex's connections. Michael, however, was running late, citing traffic as the reason.

    As the night wore on, the group's conversation turned from excitement and congratulations to complaints and gossip. They discussed their new jobs, the perks, and the challenges. But as the conversation flowed, it became clear that they had all forgotten about Michael.

    "Hey, has anyone heard from Michael?" Emma asked, breaking the silence.

    The group exchanged awkward glances. "Oh, yeah, he's just running late," Alex replied, dismissively.

    But as the hours ticked by, Michael's absence became more pronounced. The group's laughter and chatter began to feel hollow, and the atmosphere grew tense.

    It wasn't until Michael finally arrived, looking exhausted and frustrated, that the group realized their betrayal. They had forgotten about their friend, leaving him to feel unimportant and neglected.

    "Hey, guys, sorry I'm late," Michael said, forcing a smile.

    The group's response was awkward, with half-hearted apologies and excuses. But Michael saw right through them.

    "You guys have changed," Michael said, his voice laced with disappointment. "You've all gotten these great jobs, and you've forgotten about me."

    The group fell silent, knowing that Michael was right. They had let their own successes cloud their judgment, and they had betrayed their friend.

    As the night drew to a close, the group realized that their friendship was at a crossroads. They could either make amends and work to rebuild their bond or let their relationships fade away.

    The night of betrayal had been a wake-up call, a reminder that true friendship requires effort, empathy, and loyalty. As they parted ways, the group knew that they had a long road ahead of them to repair the damage and reclaim their friendship.

    To be continue
    THE NIGHT OF BETRAYAL Episode-1 It was supposed to be a night of celebration, a reunion of five inseparable friends who had been through thick and thin together. They had met in college, bonding over late-night pizza, grueling exams, and endless laughter. After graduation, they had vowed to remain close, no matter where life took them. The group consisted of Alex, the charismatic leader; Emma, the compassionate listener; Jack, the witty jokester; Sarah, the ambitious go-getter; and Michael, the quiet but loyal friend. They had been each other's rock, supporting and encouraging one another through life's ups and downs. But on this particular night, something felt off. They had planned to meet at their favorite restaurant to celebrate Alex's new government job. Emma, Jack, and Sarah had also landed government positions, thanks to Alex's connections. Michael, however, was running late, citing traffic as the reason. As the night wore on, the group's conversation turned from excitement and congratulations to complaints and gossip. They discussed their new jobs, the perks, and the challenges. But as the conversation flowed, it became clear that they had all forgotten about Michael. "Hey, has anyone heard from Michael?" Emma asked, breaking the silence. The group exchanged awkward glances. "Oh, yeah, he's just running late," Alex replied, dismissively. But as the hours ticked by, Michael's absence became more pronounced. The group's laughter and chatter began to feel hollow, and the atmosphere grew tense. It wasn't until Michael finally arrived, looking exhausted and frustrated, that the group realized their betrayal. They had forgotten about their friend, leaving him to feel unimportant and neglected. "Hey, guys, sorry I'm late," Michael said, forcing a smile. The group's response was awkward, with half-hearted apologies and excuses. But Michael saw right through them. "You guys have changed," Michael said, his voice laced with disappointment. "You've all gotten these great jobs, and you've forgotten about me." The group fell silent, knowing that Michael was right. They had let their own successes cloud their judgment, and they had betrayed their friend. As the night drew to a close, the group realized that their friendship was at a crossroads. They could either make amends and work to rebuild their bond or let their relationships fade away. The night of betrayal had been a wake-up call, a reminder that true friendship requires effort, empathy, and loyalty. As they parted ways, the group knew that they had a long road ahead of them to repair the damage and reclaim their friendship. To be continue
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  • The Sunshine Storyteller kidebena.

    Kiddbena sat at his desk, fingers flying across the keyboard as he crafted his latest tale. As a writer, web designer, and storyteller, he took pride in spinning yarns that transported his audience to magical worlds.

    But Kiddbena's passion went beyond just storytelling. He derived immense joy from making those around him smile and laugh. Whether it was a clever quip, a witty joke, or a hilarious anecdote, Kiddbena's goal was to bring sunshine into the lives of those he met.

    One gloomy afternoon, as the rain poured outside, Kiddbena's neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins, knocked on his door. She looked troubled, her eyes clouded with worry. Kiddbena invited her in and offered a warm cup of tea.

    As they sipped their tea, Kiddbena began to spin a tale of adventure, magic, and laughter. Mrs. Jenkins' eyes sparkled, and soon she was chuckling, then giggling, and finally, laughing out loud.

    The rain outside seemed to fade into the background as Kiddbena's story transported Mrs. Jenkins to a brighter world. As she left his apartment, her face was aglow with a warm smile.

    "Thank you, Kiddbena," she said, her voice filled with gratitude. "You're a sunshine storyteller, bringing light into our lives on even the gloomiest days."

    Kiddbena beamed with pride, knowing he'd made a difference in someone's life. As he returned to his writing desk, he felt inspired to craft even more tales that would spread joy and laughter to all who heard them.
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    The Sunshine Storyteller kidebena. Kiddbena sat at his desk, fingers flying across the keyboard as he crafted his latest tale. As a writer, web designer, and storyteller, he took pride in spinning yarns that transported his audience to magical worlds. But Kiddbena's passion went beyond just storytelling. He derived immense joy from making those around him smile and laugh. Whether it was a clever quip, a witty joke, or a hilarious anecdote, Kiddbena's goal was to bring sunshine into the lives of those he met. One gloomy afternoon, as the rain poured outside, Kiddbena's neighbor, Mrs. Jenkins, knocked on his door. She looked troubled, her eyes clouded with worry. Kiddbena invited her in and offered a warm cup of tea. As they sipped their tea, Kiddbena began to spin a tale of adventure, magic, and laughter. Mrs. Jenkins' eyes sparkled, and soon she was chuckling, then giggling, and finally, laughing out loud. The rain outside seemed to fade into the background as Kiddbena's story transported Mrs. Jenkins to a brighter world. As she left his apartment, her face was aglow with a warm smile. "Thank you, Kiddbena," she said, her voice filled with gratitude. "You're a sunshine storyteller, bringing light into our lives on even the gloomiest days." Kiddbena beamed with pride, knowing he'd made a difference in someone's life. As he returned to his writing desk, he felt inspired to craft even more tales that would spread joy and laughter to all who heard them. Follow pasaionate pen on facebook that is my page
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  • Never disturb your peace by confronting everyone who gossip about you.

    Let them talk, none of them add value to your life.
    Never disturb your peace by confronting everyone who gossip about you. Let them talk, none of them add value to your life.
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