HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!!
1. Have money and Garri π°
2. Know people that have money and connection π€
3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roofπ
4. Don't fall in love π
5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe...
One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o π
6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats.
7. Learn to speak pidgin and avoid too much grammarπ¬οΈ
Always Mind ur businessππ€
Avoid late nightπ
Note: places like waterlines, garrison, mile 3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughnessπ«π‘οΈππππ
No fight ikwere person – man or woman, big or smallπ§π€π€§
Carry food come ooo, especially garri, Street hard, things costπ§π‘, the money for foodπ in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.ππ
If u think u get money, a night lodge for presidential hotel is enough to send u go villaπ‘π, u get y???
If for night, u mistakenly hear "who goes there" òmò tear raceπππ
No drag possession with highmen.
How I lost my phoneπ± is what I won't tell youπ§π
8. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, squeeze face small, e go help you.
9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, òmò know say ur money na #50.
10. No too speak good English or else, where u suppose pay #100 na #500 u go pay.
11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general.
12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that or else your heart go break, computer sef no go fit count am.
13 . No go find job for Etche ooo, I repeat no go find job for Etche especially if u get job interview invitation from Engr. Emma or Engr. Charles u no go come back Alive.
14. lastly If u need access power and scholarship or job abroad join OPM.
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HOW TO SURVIVE IN PORT HARCOURT!!!
1. Have money and Garri π°
2. Know people that have money and connection π€
3. Before you pack into any rented apartment ensure to ask people around, before you go dey sleep for burial ground with roofπ
4. Don't fall in love π
5. Avoid those wey dey pin new pam or shoe...
One pin na 15k...aboki own na #20 per pin o π
6 There are lots of beggers in Port Harcourt with different formats.
7. Learn to speak pidgin and avoid too much grammarπ¬οΈ
Always Mind ur businessππ€
Avoid late nightπ
Note: places like waterlines, garrison, mile 3, Aba road, choba etc. Beware of their roughnessπ«π‘οΈππππ
No fight ikwere person – man or woman, big or smallπ§π€π€§
Carry food come ooo, especially garri, Street hard, things costπ§π‘, the money for foodπ in ur villa can only buy akara for PH.ππ
If u think u get money, a night lodge for presidential hotel is enough to send u go villaπ‘π, u get y???
If for night, u mistakenly hear "who goes there" òmò tear raceπππ
No drag possession with highmen.
How I lost my phoneπ± is what I won't tell youπ§π
8. If you Waka for Rumuokoro bridge, squeeze face small, e go help you.
9. If taxi driver ask u, u hold change, òmò know say ur money na #50.
10. No too speak good English or else, where u suppose pay #100 na #500 u go pay.
11. Becareful before u go buy land wey belong to army general.
12 . Here na hook up things, no expect love like that or else your heart go break, computer sef no go fit count am.
13 . No go find job for Etche ooo, I repeat no go find job for Etche especially if u get job interview invitation from Engr. Emma or Engr. Charles u no go come back Alive.
14. lastly If u need access power and scholarship or job abroad join OPM.
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