So i posted my twin sister’s kid on Instagram today.

I used a caption indicating she’s my kid.

This evening, a very beautiful lady sent me a message.

Actually, she replied to the picture i posted.

She was like,

“Wow! Your daughter is very beautiful. She took after you”.

Me: Aww! Thank you so much. I appreciate your kind words.

Her: Well, she’s very fine.

Me: Thank you, darl. Your words made my evening.

Her: It’s well. See how fine boys are getting married and leaving us with Odiegwus.

Me: Haha! I’m not married o.

Her: Really? A single dad?

Me: Lol. I got you.

Her: How do you mean?

Me: What is today’s date?

Her: April 1st. Oh!!! April fool? This man!

Me: Like i said, I got you.

Her: So she’s not your kid?

Me: Nah. That’s my twin sister’s kid.

Her: Aww! So i still have a chance then.

Me: Haha! Chance at what?

Her: Chance at being your woman and us recreating a photo like that. This time, it won’t be a prank.

Me: Please, don’t make me fall in love with you.

Her: Hehe! You can fall. Be assured of safe landing.

Me: Alright. Let’s see how it goes.

I said while smiling.

Her: Yea. Hope you can take care of me? I’m high maintenance o.

The “high maintenance” turned the butterflies in my belly to dragons.

Me: April foooooooool!

Her: How do you mean?

Me: She’s my kid.

Her: Be serious.

Me: Do i look like Sabinus? I’m serious.

Her: So then you’re married?

Me: With two kids.