A man is a minister Yet he wants to be the governor of his state He borrows hundreds of billions for his ministry Yet his eyes are fixed on the FSAC and IGR of his state A man of exceptional gluttony He wants to control his old party from his new party He is in the executive But he controls the judiciary And the head of the legislature shines his shoes His file in the EFCC is filled with atrocities But he brags about his character And preaches INTIGRITY Meanwhile the EFCC pretends he doesn't live in Abuja Guy is perpetually drunk on exotic spirits But he can't sit at home and keep his shit indoors After drinking, he gathers the media to entertain the nation like Kilnt, the drunk 'Ijaw is the minority of minorities' His ability to lie, manipulate, cheat and bully he calls capacity He demands feudal obeisance from his proteges But has trampled on his mentors and benefactors he has thrown them into the gutter Man is a contradiction of what he says His position on any issue is determined by naked opportunism Often his today and his yesterday confuse people The good thing about him is that he doesn't keep secrets So in the fullness of time, he will expose all his co conspirators and paint their hypocrisy in bright colours He doesn't like reading. That's why people suspect that his penchant for reciting crucial court judgments could come from his promiscuous mingling with judges May he live lon. Because his memoirs, if written under the influence of aged holy water, will wake the dead. The chapter on state of emergency might have a paragraph that reads like this: ... I told the president, let's arrest the chief judge. So we can do impeachment. But he said no. He said do SOE . I said, Why punish the people. Why punish my people. That other man, the one from Adamawa said security report. He said security report said SOE is better. I had to agree. Then Mr President said he will bring one Yoruba mam from Osun to be Sole Administrator. I said, No no no, Mr President, no... #Ekene_kwe_m_unu