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  • Valutok send me the women who love to read fantasy and romance. Who have a million hobbies and aren’t afraid to try new things. Send me the women who are new on valutok and bravely posting their content for all to see.

    I want to connect with you! Share your post and I’ll follow! And if it resonates, follow to me as well:)
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  • There was this girl in my class when I was in Junior secondary school.

    Her name is Tope.

    Tope was fine.

    I mean like fine-fine.

    She had this smile that could make a pastor forget his sermon.

    But there was a problem.

    She was Yoruba and I was… let’s just say my Yoruba was on the same level as a toddler who just learned how to say “mama.”

    But I wasn’t going to let a little thing like language stop me.

    I mean, how hard could it be?

    I’d heard Yoruba all my life, especially from my neighbors who loved to gossip in it.

    I figured I could just string a few words together and Tope would be so impressed.

    So she would forget every other guy in our class existed.

    So, I started my journey.

    I practiced for days.

    I even downloaded a Yoruba dictionary app.

    Yes, that’s how serious I was.

    My plan was simple:

    I’d walk up to her, say something smooth in Yoruba, and she’d fall head over heels for me.

    Easy peasy, right?

    The day finally came.

    I saw Tope sitting alone during lunch break and I thought, “This is my moment.“

    I walked up to her as my heart pounding like a talking drum.

    I cleared my throat and put on my most confident face.

    As soon as I got to her, I said: “Mo fe lo si baluwe.”

    The look she gave me was one I’ll never forget.

    Her eyes widened and then she burst out laughing.

    I stood there confused and thought: “what did I say wrong?”

    Until she finally managed to say, “Do you even know what you just said?”

    Turns out, instead of saying, “I want to take you out,” which is what I thought I was saying.

    I had actually said, “I want to go to the bathroom.”

    Yes o!

    I had just told my crush that I wanted to go and use the toilet.

    I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole.

    Being the kind soul that she was.

    She tried to stop laughing long enough to explain my mistake.

    She even taught me the correct way to say it: “Mo fe gbe e jade.”

    But by then, the damage was done.

    The whole class heard about it and for weeks, people would walk up to me and say, “Mo fe lo si baluwe” before bursting into laughter.

    That day I learnt not to try to be what I’m not just to impress someone.

    If I had just been myself and spoken English.

    I would’ve saved myself a lot of embarrassment.

    Tope later told me she actually liked my confidence even if my Yoruba was a disaster.

    Always be authentic and don’t let fear of looking silly stop you from shooting your shot.

    Happy new week!😋😋

    Good morning!
    There was this girl in my class when I was in Junior secondary school. Her name is Tope. Tope was fine. I mean like fine-fine. She had this smile that could make a pastor forget his sermon. But there was a problem. She was Yoruba and I was… let’s just say my Yoruba was on the same level as a toddler who just learned how to say “mama.” But I wasn’t going to let a little thing like language stop me. I mean, how hard could it be? I’d heard Yoruba all my life, especially from my neighbors who loved to gossip in it. I figured I could just string a few words together and Tope would be so impressed. So she would forget every other guy in our class existed. So, I started my journey. I practiced for days. I even downloaded a Yoruba dictionary app. Yes, that’s how serious I was. My plan was simple: I’d walk up to her, say something smooth in Yoruba, and she’d fall head over heels for me. Easy peasy, right? The day finally came. I saw Tope sitting alone during lunch break and I thought, “This is my moment.“ I walked up to her as my heart pounding like a talking drum. I cleared my throat and put on my most confident face. As soon as I got to her, I said: “Mo fe lo si baluwe.” The look she gave me was one I’ll never forget. Her eyes widened and then she burst out laughing. I stood there confused and thought: “what did I say wrong?” Until she finally managed to say, “Do you even know what you just said?” Turns out, instead of saying, “I want to take you out,” which is what I thought I was saying. I had actually said, “I want to go to the bathroom.” Yes o! I had just told my crush that I wanted to go and use the toilet. I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole. Being the kind soul that she was. She tried to stop laughing long enough to explain my mistake. She even taught me the correct way to say it: “Mo fe gbe e jade.” But by then, the damage was done. The whole class heard about it and for weeks, people would walk up to me and say, “Mo fe lo si baluwe” before bursting into laughter. That day I learnt not to try to be what I’m not just to impress someone. If I had just been myself and spoken English. I would’ve saved myself a lot of embarrassment. Tope later told me she actually liked my confidence even if my Yoruba was a disaster. Always be authentic and don’t let fear of looking silly stop you from shooting your shot. Happy new week!😋😋 Good morning!
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  • Good morning everyone!
    Have a lovely day ahead
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  • There are so many lovely writers on here. I wish I could just sit and read everything you’re all writing all day, every day. What a lovely and inspiring community of creative minds.
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  • All the things I loved about Instagram before it became what it is + Pinterest vibes + good writing - new boy here & really happy about it

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  • I’ve fallen in love with valutok so quickly that I’ve basically retired my notes app! I want to write, I want to express myself and I want to create a museum of my thoughts!
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  • I LOVE WRITING FICTION EVEN IF valutok DOESN’T REWARD ME FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • I want to get connected with people who live in Nigeria!!! Please shout out about #ValuTok and me to your loved ones who also life here in Nigeria! 🇳🇬 It’s time to widen our circles!!! 😍🤩
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  • Na Mumu woman dey think say she go use s€x hold a m@n.

    If you like no place value for yourself as a lady.

    Unless you want to be pr0miscu0us, don’t think you are doing any m@n favor by giving him s€x, S€x isn’t enough

    If you like do monkey in the §nake shadow, do I pass my neighbor stlye, I am on my way baby §tyle,
    Choke me til I d!e, Hold me in the shower styl€ 😂😂😂

    Being pretty won't keep a man.
    S€x and baby won't keep a man.
    The only thing that keeps a man is a good character and behavior

    Good character sweet p@ss S€x.

    MUCH LOVE 💕💕💕
    Na Mumu woman dey think say she go use s€x hold a m@n. If you like no place value for yourself as a lady. Unless you want to be pr0miscu0us, don’t think you are doing any m@n favor by giving him s€x, S€x isn’t enough If you like do monkey in the §nake shadow, do I pass my neighbor stlye, I am on my way baby §tyle, Choke me til I d!e, Hold me in the shower styl€ 😂😂😂 Being pretty won't keep a man. S€x and baby won't keep a man. The only thing that keeps a man is a good character and behavior Good character sweet p@ss S€x. MUCH LOVE 💕💕💕
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