So i posted my twin sister’s kid on Instagram today.

I used a caption indicating she’s my kid.

This evening, a very beautiful lady sent me a message.

Actually, she replied to the picture i posted.

She was like,

“Wow! Your daughter is very beautiful. She took after you”.

Me: Aww! Thank you so much. I appreciate your kind words.

Her: Well, she’s very fine.

Me: Thank you, darl. Your words made my evening.

Her: It’s well. See how fine boys are getting married and leaving us with Odiegwus.

Me: Haha! I’m not married o.

Her: Really? A single dad?

Me: Lol. I got you.

Her: How do you mean?

Me: What is today’s date?

Her: April 1st. Oh!!! April fool? This man!

Me: Like i said, I got you.

Her: So she’s not your kid?

Me: Nah. That’s my twin sister’s kid.

Her: Aww! So i still have a chance then.

Me: Haha! Chance at what?

Her: Chance at being your woman and us recreating a photo like that. This time, it won’t be a prank.

Me: Please, don’t make me fall in love with you.

Her: Hehe! You can fall. Be assured of safe landing.

Me: Alright. Let’s see how it goes.

I said while smiling.

Her: Yea. Hope you can take care of me? I’m high maintenance o.

The “high maintenance” turned the butterflies in my belly to dragons.

Me: April foooooooool!

Her: How do you mean?

Me: She’s my kid.

Her: Be serious.

Me: Do i look like Sabinus? I’m serious.

Her: So then you’re married?

Me: With two kids.

#Achalugo #odiegwu😂😂

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So yesterday, my wife called me to watch this movie with her.

According to her, she told me the movie was a trending movie and everyone was talking about it.

Thank God I had already watched the movie and have seen how Odogwu was overdoing his love in the movie. Watching the movie with my wife was going to be me shooting myself in the leg.

I told my wife I was going to watch the movie with her when I returned. That evening I returned very late and started complaining of being tired so she wouldn't call me to watch the movie in the sitting room.

That was how I slept.

This evening when I came back my wife followed me to the bedroom.

"Praises, you have not watched the movie na. You promised yesterday and you slept off. Today you are not saying anything."

"Sorry baby. Yesterday I was tired. Today leg is paining me I can't go to the sitting room to watch the film."

Immediately I said my leg was paining me, she brought out her phone.

"I know your leg will pain you today. That is why I downloaded it on my phone."

She closed the door, jumped on the bed, and arranged her phone.

Then she exclaimed excitedly.

"Praises, if you see this movie. Everybody is just talking about it."

The moment she saw Obiora, she started shouting.

"Odogwuuuu! Odogwwwu... Chaii! Every woman needs an Odogwu in her life and not an odiegwu."

I nodded my head.

She continued.

"Some women just married Odiegwu. The men don't know how to treat their women. Sweet English, handsome men, tall, but unromantic Odiegwu. This movie will teach you something o. Watch."

I swallowed saliva first, trying to swallow my anger.

Because the thing started looking like my wife was talking to me indirectly. I started asking myself if I was the Odiegwu in her life.

But I kept quiet.

The movie was going on and I noticed how Obiora bought a full building because he wanted to collect number.

My wife screamed.

"That is a man. Chai! See love na. See love..."

I looked at my wife.

She turned to me and said.

"Watch film. You will learn a lot."

I kept quiet.

We got to where Obiora bought a chain for his wife worth 7k dollars.

My wife shouted.

"Chaii! See man. See man."

I kept quiet.

We kept watching.

When Obiora asked her how much she earns and she told him 750k.

I shouted.

"Kai! See woman na."

My wife turned to me. I focused on the movie in peace.

She also told Odogwu she has never asked a man for money, instead she is the one who spends on men.

That was where I shouted and somersaulted.

"Gbaamm! Burst my brain. See woman na. See correct woman. Very interesting movie. Watch and learn baby. Watch film..."

My wife provoked and looked at me with w!cked eyes.

Me that I am innocent.

I turned my face one side.

My name is Praises Chidera Obiora and I am the best at what I do.
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